Harry Potter crack recs

FANFIC FRIDAY: Harry Potter Crack Recs

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Hello, fanfic readers!

Sadly, it’s the last day of Crack Fanfic Friday. We asked you to choose among 4 movie franchises on Twitter and you chose Harry Potter! May will be dedicated to all asexual/aromantic readers or basically anyone who wants to read a fanfiction without romance or pairings whatsoever (sadly, these are hard to find!). Make sure to send us your suggestions for Gen May!

For now, enjoy these 10 hilarious Harry Potter crack recs!


By: VivacissimoVoce
SummaryHarry’s friends want him to find true love. But when a spell that promises happy endings goes out of control, fairy tales come to life and Draco becomes Harry’s Prince Not-So-Charming.
Rating: Mature – M/M – Romance, Humor, Crack, Fluff, Hogwarts Eigth Year
Words: 22,698

The Stolen Glasses Shenanigans

By: afterthree, thirty2flavors
Summary: “If I promise never to try and flick ice-cubes down the front of your shirt again, can I have my glasses back?” Assorted MWPP-Era madness, letter-style.
Rating: General Audiences – F/M – Crack, Humor
Words: 7,120

The Very Super-Secret Diary of Draco Lucius Malfoy 

By: Junkyard_Rose
Summary: My father must never hear about any of this.
Rating: Not Rated – F/M, M/M – Crack, Humor, Diary/Journal, AU-Canon Divergence, OOC
Words: 32,256

Helping Out

By: lary
Summary: Harry tries to tell Ron about his sexual orientation. The conversation isn’t going as well as it could be, and that’s before the twins meddle.
Rating: Teen and Up Audiences – M/M, Multi – Humor, Dialogue-Only, Awkwardness, Innuendo, Oblivious Ron, Implied/Referenced Underage Sex, Crack, Implied/Referenced Incest, Weaslycest
Words: 546

Why Ron Weasley Hates His Best Mate (At Least Sometimes)

By: lordhellebore
Summary: Draco hates the idea of family brunch at the Burrow, but he’s got no choice. There is one person who hates it even more, though.
Rating: Mature – M/M – Humor, Crack, Meeting the Parents
Words: 3,135

The Consequences

By: veeagainst
Summary: Sirius and Remus do a favour for James that leads to them having female bodies for a few days; everyone discovers that playing with sex and gender is fun.
Rating: Explicit – F/M, M/M, F/F – Crack, Humor, Kinky, Lesbian sex, Genderqueer
Words: 16,885

The Sorting Hat’s Prank Year

By: Watermelonsmellinfellon
Summary: The Sorting Hat wants some entertainment this year.
Rating: Teen and Up Audiences – Humor, Crack, Sorting, Pranks
Words: 1,063

Curse and Counter

By: Cluegirl
Summary: A chance discovery two years after the war leads Severus to realize that he and Harry Potter share far more than he had ever realized. Now if only they can get past the dick-measuring and work out a solution…
Rating: Explicit – M/M – Humor, Crack, Heavy Kink
Words: 18,971

You Left a Baby on a Doorstep!?!

By: 1_The_Purple_Donkey_1
Summary: albus left harry on a doorstep. because that couldn’t go wrong AT ALL.
Rating: Not Rated – Major Character Death – Child Abandonment, Child Death, Crack, Humor, Dumbledore Bashing, Snarky Snape
Words: 780


By: pavlablack
Summary: It shouldn’t be that hard to have sex in a houseful of children, should it? Especially with the help of an Invisibility Cloak.
Rating: Explicit – M/M – Humor, Smut, Fluff, Crack, Kink Meme
Words: 884

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