Sadly, it’s the last day of Crack Fanfic Friday. We asked you to choose among 4 movie franchises on Twitter and you chose Harry Potter! May will be dedicated to all asexual/aromantic readers or basically anyone who wants to read a fanfiction without romance or pairings whatsoever (sadly, these are hard to find!). Make sure to send us your suggestions for Gen May!
For now, enjoy these 10 hilarious Harry Potter crack recs!
By: VivacissimoVoce Summary: Harry’s friends want him to find true love. But when a spell that promises happy endings goes out of control, fairy tales come to life and Draco becomes Harry’s Prince Not-So-Charming. Rating: Mature – M/M – Romance, Humor, Crack, Fluff, Hogwarts Eigth Year Words: 22,698
By: afterthree, thirty2flavors Summary: “If I promise never to try and flick ice-cubes down the front of your shirt again, can I have my glasses back?” Assorted MWPP-Era madness, letter-style. Rating: General Audiences – F/M – Crack, Humor Words: 7,120
By: lary Summary: Harry tries to tell Ron about his sexual orientation. The conversation isn’t going as well as it could be, and that’s before the twins meddle. Rating: Teen and Up Audiences – M/M, Multi – Humor, Dialogue-Only, Awkwardness, Innuendo, Oblivious Ron, Implied/Referenced Underage Sex, Crack, Implied/Referenced Incest, Weaslycest Words: 546
By: lordhellebore Summary: Draco hates the idea of family brunch at the Burrow, but he’s got no choice. There is one person who hates it even more, though. Rating: Mature – M/M – Humor, Crack, Meeting the Parents Words: 3,135
By: veeagainst Summary: Sirius and Remus do a favour for James that leads to them having female bodies for a few days; everyone discovers that playing with sex and gender is fun. Rating: Explicit – F/M, M/M, F/F – Crack, Humor, Kinky, Lesbian sex, Genderqueer Words: 16,885
By: Cluegirl Summary: A chance discovery two years after the war leads Severus to realize that he and Harry Potter share far more than he had ever realized. Now if only they can get past the dick-measuring and work out a solution… Rating: Explicit – M/M – Humor, Crack, Heavy Kink Words: 18,971
By: 1_The_Purple_Donkey_1 Summary: albus left harry on a doorstep. because that couldn’t go wrong AT ALL. Rating: Not Rated – Major Character Death – Child Abandonment, Child Death, Crack, Humor, Dumbledore Bashing, Snarky Snape Words: 780
By: pavlablack Summary: It shouldn’t be that hard to have sex in a houseful of children, should it? Especially with the help of an Invisibility Cloak. Rating: Explicit – M/M – Humor, Smut, Fluff, Crack, Kink Meme Words: 884
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